/u/OffensivelyYours's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Look, it’s one thing to claim you’re the guy who started this apocalypse. It’s another thing entirely to claim you started it by telling a joke wrong.”

156 upvotes

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[WP] Your significant other is literally a demon. When they're cross with you, they can make your life a living hell. Literally.

95 upvotes

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[WP] A hitman and a birthday clown are sent to the wrong addresses to carry out their work. They both manage to do alright in the end.

74 upvotes

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[WP] You look up from your laptop to find everyone else in the coffee shop frozen, staring at you.

73 upvotes

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[WP] You are an immortal demigod. You're also a dog, as punishment for crimes committed long ago. You've spent the last 50 years in an animal shelter, comforting those who do not find a home. Today you redeem yourself.

72 upvotes

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[WP] The bees have been disappearing at an alarming rate... because they’ve been training. Today, they re-emerge, ready to fight.

65 upvotes

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[WP] Ever since you were a child, you've wanted to meet Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. You're not about to let the apocalypse stop you from achieving your goal.

46 upvotes

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[WP] A scientist successfully invents a Generalized Artificial Intelligence. Only, GAI doesn't want to solve math/physics/philosophy problems. GAI wants to be a writer.

45 upvotes

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[WP] An earthquake traps two people in a room: a serial killer and the cop who's tracking them. Neither knows who the other really is.

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[WP] A young lieutenant negotiates for his soldiers' lives with Death.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “Look, it’s one thing to claim you’re the guy who started this apocalypse. It’s another thing entirely to claim you started it by telling a joke wrong.”	156
[WP] Your significant other is literally a demon. When they're cross with you, they can make your life a living hell. Literally.	95
[WP] A hitman and a birthday clown are sent to the wrong addresses to carry out their work. They both manage to do alright in the end.	74
[WP] You look up from your laptop to find everyone else in the coffee shop frozen, staring at you.	73
[WP] You are an immortal demigod. You're also a dog, as punishment for crimes committed long ago. You've spent the last 50 years in an animal shelter, comforting those who do not find a home. Today you redeem yourself.	72
[WP] The bees have been disappearing at an alarming rate... because they’ve been training. Today, they re-emerge, ready to fight.	65
[WP] Ever since you were a child, you've wanted to meet Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. You're not about to let the apocalypse stop you from achieving your goal.	46
[WP] A scientist successfully invents a Generalized Artificial Intelligence. Only, GAI doesn't want to solve math/physics/philosophy problems. GAI wants to be a writer.	45
[WP] An earthquake traps two people in a room: a serial killer and the cop who's tracking them. Neither knows who the other really is.	45
[WP] A young lieutenant negotiates for his soldiers' lives with Death.	44