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[WP] You, a vampire, are just trying to go to your senior prom. You haven't been able to get anyone to invite you into the building though.

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[WP] Divorce proceedings now include determining which party retains which memories of their relationship and of their children.

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[WP] "You can't stop the march of time" "We'll see about that"

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[WP] Growing up you always thought your parents had the normal "Mom strength" and "Dad reflexes". Now that you're having children of your own, you realize they had superpowers. And now so do you.

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[WP] You discover the love of your life will be born 50 years from tomorrow.

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[WP] "I'm telling you, the guy was dressed like a field biologist. He looked ridiculous!" "That 'guy' just took down the strongest superhero on the west coast. We're taking him seriously."

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[WP] As you pull back your shower curtain in the morning, you discover a shabby version of yourself looking back at you. Before you can cry out, they place their finger to their lips and yank you into the shower with them, closing the curtain behind you.

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[WP] Plenty of people have tried to escape Hell with little success. No one has ever broken out of Heaven to try and liberate someone from Hell. Until you.

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[WP] A superhero is employed by a law firm to protect their building in a city known for large superhero battles. Today is their performance review.

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[WP] You notice that everyone at the supermarket is the same set of people just arranged differently in the store every time you go there. They've become uneasy since you've noticed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You, a vampire, are just trying to go to your senior prom. You haven't been able to get anyone to invite you into the building though.	12
[WP] Divorce proceedings now include determining which party retains which memories of their relationship and of their children.	11
[WP] "You can't stop the march of time" "We'll see about that"	10
[WP] Growing up you always thought your parents had the normal "Mom strength" and "Dad reflexes". Now that you're having children of your own, you realize they had superpowers. And now so do you.	9
[WP] You discover the love of your life will be born 50 years from tomorrow.	8
[WP] "I'm telling you, the guy was dressed like a field biologist. He looked ridiculous!" "That 'guy' just took down the strongest superhero on the west coast. We're taking him seriously."	7
[WP] As you pull back your shower curtain in the morning, you discover a shabby version of yourself looking back at you. Before you can cry out, they place their finger to their lips and yank you into the shower with them, closing the curtain behind you.	7
[WP] Plenty of people have tried to escape Hell with little success. No one has ever broken out of Heaven to try and liberate someone from Hell. Until you.	6
[WP] A superhero is employed by a law firm to protect their building in a city known for large superhero battles. Today is their performance review.	6
[WP] You notice that everyone at the supermarket is the same set of people just arranged differently in the store every time you go there. They've become uneasy since you've noticed.	6