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[WP] "Sarge, she's still breathing." "Impossible, there's no way she survived a direct airstrike." "Sir, you're gonna wanna see thi--"

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[WP] You’re almost positive that the person in the cubicle next to you has been robbing banks on the weekends.

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[WP] Unaware they are in a sitcom, a character reacts genuinely to a throwaway insult that was supposed to start a chain of banter.

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[WP] A wife suspects her husband is having an affair and hires a PI. The PI finds something unexpected.

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[WP] Today, April 1st is your birthday. Your parents are unveiling a prank they put into motion 18 years ago, on the date of your birth.

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[WP] After a successful boarding, the only surviving prisoner you captured begins to laugh and doesn't stop even after being thrown into the brig. It's starting to make you and your crew uneasy.

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[WP] A middle manager at a retail chain is laid off. Dejected by corporate America, they decide to apply for a position in the fastest growing business in their neighborhood: the local drug dealing gang.

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[WP] You step off your university library's elevator and take 6 steps before realizing this isn't your plane of existence, let alone your floor. You turn around quickly to see the metal doors have closed behind you and have since dissolved away.

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[WP] Someone approaches you, claiming to be you from the future. You're not buying their story. They're getting frustrated.

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[WP] In everyone's life, they are allowed once a year to hear about one side effect that comes from a choice they have to make, say which job offer to take, which car they buy, etc. As a joke, you choose which movie to watch tonight, and the side effects are shocking.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Sarge, she's still breathing." "Impossible, there's no way she survived a direct airstrike." "Sir, you're gonna wanna see thi--"	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] You’re almost positive that the person in the cubicle next to you has been robbing banks on the weekends.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] Unaware they are in a sitcom, a character reacts genuinely to a throwaway insult that was supposed to start a chain of banter.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] A wife suspects her husband is having an affair and hires a PI. The PI finds something unexpected.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] Today, April 1st is your birthday. Your parents are unveiling a prank they put into motion 18 years ago, on the date of your birth.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] After a successful boarding, the only surviving prisoner you captured begins to laugh and doesn't stop even after being thrown into the brig. It's starting to make you and your crew uneasy.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] A middle manager at a retail chain is laid off. Dejected by corporate America, they decide to apply for a position in the fastest growing business in their neighborhood: the local drug dealing gang.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] You step off your university library's elevator and take 6 steps before realizing this isn't your plane of existence, let alone your floor. You turn around quickly to see the metal doors have closed behind you and have since dissolved away.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] Someone approaches you, claiming to be you from the future. You're not buying their story. They're getting frustrated.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] In everyone's life, they are allowed once a year to hear about one side effect that comes from a choice they have to make, say which job offer to take, which car they buy, etc. As a joke, you choose which movie to watch tonight, and the side effects are shocking.	2	WritingPrompts