/u/Ok-Mastodon2016's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] We have made first contact and luckily the aliens already have universal translation tech. "Greetings Humans" says the ambassador, "we call ourselves elves, wait, no we don't. how do you already have a name for us?"
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[WP] you are chosen to be a passenger on a sleeper ship heading towards a distant star. However you are woken up tens of millennia later by a band of what seems to be talking animals, robots and odd looking humanoids, one of them says "I don't believe it, a progenitor! I thought you were extinct!"
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[WP] Your child's imaginary friend seems very real. One day while your child is playing with their friend, They leave for the bathroom and you go into their room and tell where you believe the friend is to tell your kid to tell you "the color purple". At dinner they do just that.
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[WP] you and your party are on a sidequest for a witch's potion and you have to go inside their hut. But when the coven of three discovers you, they're overjoyed and you're just embarrassed, you look to your party and say "everyone, these three are my moms"
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[WP] You are a demon, and the Church is hunting you. Crosses and holy water don't work on you so they assume you are an ultra powerful demon. In reality those things don't harm you because they don't work on any demon.
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[WP] God has just added two new deadly sins, Annoyance and Unremarkability, and you and your sibling respectively have become the new princes of these sins respectively and the sovereign of their circles, neither of you know if you should be flattered or insulted
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[WP] about 15 years before the apocalypse, you started preserving every bit of media you could find on as many formats as possible and with as many copies as possible. Now, hundreds of years after the end, your residence has become the new library of Alexandria
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[WP] The four horsemen of The Apocalypse, Famine, Pestilence War, Death, are the judges of the dead, deciding where they go and why, but when you die, they look at you in awe, then joy, and Death says “finally the fifth one”
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[EU] "okay so... Perry, Brad, Bill, Connie, everyone... I have something I have to tell you al-" "Clark, we all know you're Superman"
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