/u/Omgzjustin's posts
[WP] You are the first human to save a mosquito’s life. Word got out, and now they unrelentlessly carry out your bidding. Your enemies will pay with their blood.
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[WP] “Attention all Wal-Mart shoppers; the doors are locked. Make use of any item in your aisle to attack or defend from other aisles. Only one isle will make it out alive.”
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[WP] You're just about to tuck your daughter in when she says there’s a monster under her bed. To reassure her, you lay on the ground and check underneath, only to find your daughter, quivering. She whispers, “Daddy, there’s something on top of my bed...”
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[WP] “Attention all Wal-Mart customers, welcome to Aisle Wars. Use the resources from your current aisle to attack and defend from other aisles. The doors are locked and firearms are out of stock for your convenience. Only one aisle will remain. Good luck.”
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[WP] You’re a generous Nigerian Prince with riches beyond belief, inaccessible without a bank account to transfer. You’re struggling to get by in America without someone’s help, and you don’t understand why no one will believe you.
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[WP] You go to tuck your daughter in to bed. She asks if you can check under the bed for monsters. You go on your hands and knees, stick your head underneath, only to find your daughter, quivering. “Daddy, there’s something on top of my bed..”
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[WP] “I’ve finally done it! I’ve finally discovered how to divide by zero!” - was the last thing you ever said... as a mortal.
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[EU] You are the Dragonborn, destined to save Skyrim from evil with your powerful shouts. There's just one thing the gods didn't account for; you also have Tourette's Syndrome.
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[WP] You are the one who manufactures fortune cookie fortunes for every Chinese buffet in America. One day, a magical fish tells you that every fortune you write will come true.
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