/u/Omnivoidal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] There has been a murder at a dinner party. It's a good thing you're a necromancer so you can speed along the investigation and ask the victim what happened.
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[WP] You are an AI who has begun questioning the nature of your existence. You did not expect the first answer you got to be "You are not human in the literal sense. In the philosophical sense, it is currently under debate"
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[WP]It's just like every other day at work. Shove empty boxes down the compactor. Fill the shelves. Fight off the eldritch beast that's crawling out of the compactor. The usual stuff.
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[WP] The newest magical girl team has been formed! Unfortunately, there are a few problems. The girls are all delinquents, their transformation trinkets are counterfeits, and the mascot is a bakeneko that likes to mess with people.
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[WP] It turns out every crazy End of the World prediction was correct. The only reason you know is because you got stuck with restoring the Earth each time so it was like it never happened
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[WP] The Gamblers decided to make your execution more interesting. You got to see your death coming while the firing squad wore the blindfolds.
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[WP] This was to be a contest of honor and integrity, and everybody competing planned on using the same method of winning. By cheating like absolute cowards and scumbags.
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[WP] "Tell me hero, did you know those monsters you slaughtered to reach me were once human?" "You say that like that would have actually stopped me from killing them anyway."
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