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[WP] You are the deity of orphans and abandoned children. For thousands of years, you and your band of young comrades have roamed the forest, living carefree. One day, you realize the worst has come: you are growing up.

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[WP] As the god of chaos, every time you go to a store you must put something in the wrong place. One day, the staff at your local grocery store gets fed up.

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[WP] “They insulted my embroidery!” “And in response, you stabbed them!?”

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[WP] “That sounds like the worst possible way to deal with our problem… but I can’t pretend the idea doesn’t have its appeal.”

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[WP] “Any updates on stirring the army of darkness?” “Yes, sir.” “Oh?” “They’ve unionized, sir.”

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[WP] This is Bob. Bob claims he is not a superhero, but you know better. You’re CERTAIN that the guy who burst into your supervillains meeting was him!

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[WP] “Please, don’t leave me alone.” “Considering I’m literally shackled to you, the chance of that is very slim.”

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[WP]standing in front of news camera Thank you, Chip. Today we’re coming live from the New York sewers as tensions rise between the native sewer people and the immigrant slime people.

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As the god of chaos, every time you visit a store, you must put an item back in the wrong spot. If you do not do this, the universe will be far too orderly! One day, the staff of your local grocery store gets fed up.

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[WP] You are the deity of orphans and abandoned children. For thousands of years, you and your band of young comrades have roamed the forest, living carefree. One day, you realize the worst has come: you are growing up.	100
[WP] As the god of chaos, every time you go to a store you must put something in the wrong place. One day, the staff at your local grocery store gets fed up.	31
[WP] “They insulted my embroidery!” “And in response, you stabbed them!?”	23
[WP] “That sounds like the worst possible way to deal with our problem… but I can’t pretend the idea doesn’t have its appeal.”	17
[WP] “Any updates on stirring the army of darkness?” “Yes, sir.” “Oh?” “They’ve unionized, sir.”	15
[WP] This is Bob. Bob claims he is not a superhero, but you know better. You’re CERTAIN that the guy who burst into your supervillains meeting was him!	15
[WP] “Please, don’t leave me alone.” “Considering I’m literally shackled to you, the chance of that is very slim.”	14
[WP]standing in front of news camera Thank you, Chip. Today we’re coming live from the New York sewers as tensions rise between the native sewer people and the immigrant slime people.	1
As the god of chaos, every time you visit a store, you must put an item back in the wrong spot. If you do not do this, the universe will be far too orderly! One day, the staff of your local grocery store gets fed up.	1