/u/OppositeofDeath's posts
[WP] In this world, if a person is buried, they come back to life after 100 years. Your grandfather, a serial killer, is minutes away from his 100th year, and you prepare to greet him.
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An updated take on the Mel Brooks “Don’t listen to Producers” Method, courtesy of Ben Stiller and Danny McBride
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[WP] Pulling the sac off your head, you find yourself on a park bench, but you still feel the sac on you. You discover by pulling at the imaginary sac you feel on your head, you shift into random situations. Now, lying in bed with your wife and 2 kids, you struggle to pull the next sac off.
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[WP] For your entire life, whenever you have closed your eyes, you stop time until you open them again. One day, as you are walking down the street, you are hit by a falling piano. The impact on your head causes you to wince and blink out of instinct. With no way out, you ponder your final moments.
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[WP] You're supposed to be a highly trained, body augmented super solider. The best of the best. But your twin told you it'd be funny to switch places for the day, and this terrorist cell you've infiltrated isn't going to disassemble itself.
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[WP] "Where are we going today Ms. Frizzle?", asked Phoebe. "I'm glad you asked! We're going to meet the famous painter Pablo Picasso!" Exiting the bus, they encountered a man painting in a field. "Excuse me, would you mind introducing yourself to my class?" "Certainly. Adolf Hitler. A pleasure."
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[WP] You, a man, awake on the beach of an island of only women after being shipwrecked. They have never seen a man before, but have heard myths about them, and you are told they all have been interested in the male penis. You notice that all citizens own a male dog. An odd thought enters your mind.
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