/u/OscarShark's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was puzzled why Santa didn't eat the cookies and drink the milk that was on the table after finishing delivering our presents under the Christmas tree.

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"Look, I found a weird-looking lizard that makes cute little noises." Said my daughter as she is currently holding it

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I've finally successfully escaped my kidnapper's house after years of suffering.

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After saving my fiance from that terrible car accident that nearly took her life, I found out that she is pregnant with another man's child and has been cheating on me for years while I was away serving in Afghanistan.

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I am currently enjoying the last meal that I requested before I get executed.

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We found the escape pod floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean after we lost contact with the crew inside it a few hours ago.

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I saw a family of three enter the theme park through the front gate.

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I went out to call for help after my mother's abusive husband started to beat her again.

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I couldn't tell if anything was real or not because I had been in the trench for god knows how long.

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I couldn't believe Santa would greet me first by entering my bedroom through the window.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was puzzled why Santa didn't eat the cookies and drink the milk that was on the table after finishing delivering our presents under the Christmas tree.	1036
"Look, I found a weird-looking lizard that makes cute little noises." Said my daughter as she is currently holding it	1016
I've finally successfully escaped my kidnapper's house after years of suffering.	963
After saving my fiance from that terrible car accident that nearly took her life, I found out that she is pregnant with another man's child and has been cheating on me for years while I was away serving in Afghanistan.	492
I am currently enjoying the last meal that I requested before I get executed.	161
We found the escape pod floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean after we lost contact with the crew inside it a few hours ago.	28
I saw a family of three enter the theme park through the front gate.	17
I went out to call for help after my mother's abusive husband started to beat her again.	16
I couldn't tell if anything was real or not because I had been in the trench for god knows how long.	10
I couldn't believe Santa would greet me first by entering my bedroom through the window.	8