/u/Ouchie_Sir's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Everything you've hears about vampires are false, besides drinking blood and being dead. The only thing that actually hurts them is blueberry jelly/jam and popcorn ceilings. Your girlfriend is a new age artist who paints popcorn ceilings with blueberry jelly, jam if she's feeling dangerous.
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