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She's a psychopathic, apathetic empath, so beware.

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I watched in awe while the team of Hugo, Frankenstein and Borge chronicled the event.

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Confused, the jock asked, "What do Jewish people have to do with me mixing up the meanings of words?"

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To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.

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Following my order to "drop and give me twenty", the recruit fell to the ground and pulled out his wallet.

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After hearing my buddy tell everyone that he "self-medicated", I felt I had to intervene.

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There were dozens of children assisting their parents with the cutting and mixing and pouring and stirring.

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"OK, I'll concede that 'the one you use to hold the whip' is technically correct."

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I was lucky enough to be raised in a better world where acceptance and tolerance were more prevalent.

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r/TwoSentenceComedy will be joining in on the June 12th-14th protest of Reddit's API changes that will essentially kill all 3rd party Reddit apps.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She's a psychopathic, apathetic empath, so beware.	32
I watched in awe while the team of Hugo, Frankenstein and Borge chronicled the event.	31
Confused, the jock asked, "What do Jewish people have to do with me mixing up the meanings of words?"	29
To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.	29
Following my order to "drop and give me twenty", the recruit fell to the ground and pulled out his wallet.	28
After hearing my buddy tell everyone that he "self-medicated", I felt I had to intervene.	28
There were dozens of children assisting their parents with the cutting and mixing and pouring and stirring.	27
"OK, I'll concede that 'the one you use to hold the whip' is technically correct."	27
I was lucky enough to be raised in a better world where acceptance and tolerance were more prevalent.	26
r/TwoSentenceComedy will be joining in on the June 12th-14th protest of Reddit's API changes that will essentially kill all 3rd party Reddit apps.	26