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My friend constantly boasted about the number of gentlemen callers she has had.

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I drill holes all day, every day.

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When I was young, I once drew a fake moustache to make myself look older.

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When Death came to collect my soul, a tiny part of me was relieved I would not be dying a 40-year-old virgin.

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My Spanish friend had edited himself into the background footage of the montage.

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"'Or else', what?" challenged the burliest of the bunch.

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I overheard my mom call me a winner.

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Having trouble with the translation, my foreign friend was either coming out as trans or maybe thought I was.

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Welcome to the Second Annual Cannibal Awards.

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The man who was forcibly relieving me of my vehicle at gunpoint had a heavy French accent.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend constantly boasted about the number of gentlemen callers she has had.	26
I drill holes all day, every day.	25
When I was young, I once drew a fake moustache to make myself look older.	25
When Death came to collect my soul, a tiny part of me was relieved I would not be dying a 40-year-old virgin.	24
My Spanish friend had edited himself into the background footage of the montage.	24
"'Or else', what?" challenged the burliest of the bunch.	23
I overheard my mom call me a winner.	23
Having trouble with the translation, my foreign friend was either coming out as trans or maybe thought I was.	22
Welcome to the Second Annual Cannibal Awards.	22
The man who was forcibly relieving me of my vehicle at gunpoint had a heavy French accent.	20