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The scruffiest lookin' ruffian that entered the saloon introduced himself by saying "My name's Trouble."

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Bursting through the closet door was the most hideous thing I had ever seen.

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I went to the emergency room because I was suddenly suffering from dizziness, nausea, and countless aches and pains.

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Since both my parents were already dead, I thought there would be no harm in wishing to be Batman.

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Arriving on the set of the sports movie with a former teammate, the athlete-turned-actor explained, "You said when you hired me that you also wanted another very similar dude."

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The other customers applauded when I told off the "Karen" that was holding up the line.

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Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.

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There was an old note pinned to the bulletin board.

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They ordered me to drop the guns and turn around.

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In the end the judge sentenced me to eight months in prison.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The scruffiest lookin' ruffian that entered the saloon introduced himself by saying "My name's Trouble."	14
Bursting through the closet door was the most hideous thing I had ever seen.	13
I went to the emergency room because I was suddenly suffering from dizziness, nausea, and countless aches and pains.	12
Since both my parents were already dead, I thought there would be no harm in wishing to be Batman.	12
Arriving on the set of the sports movie with a former teammate, the athlete-turned-actor explained, "You said when you hired me that you also wanted another very similar dude."	11
The other customers applauded when I told off the "Karen" that was holding up the line.	11
Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.	11
There was an old note pinned to the bulletin board.	11
They ordered me to drop the guns and turn around.	11
In the end the judge sentenced me to eight months in prison.	11