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I used to get annoyed anytime anyone uttered the phrase "Are you picking up what I'm putting down?"

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Wave after wave after wave it went on, non-stop.

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We requested a re-do after our ranger, Rick, rolled yet another natural 1.

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"'Nerf Gun' who?" I instinctively asked of the stranger who had knocked upon my door.

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My neighbor was searching for his dog who stole the steak he was searing for his supper.

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Like in Charlotte's Web, the spider's silk spelled out "Some Pig".

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It was a close competition for the promotion.

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"Yes, I know I keep telling you 'it builds character'..."

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Recent advancements in Artificial Intelligence, or A.I., have caused much concern and controversy, yet is still preferable to what most people possess, which is I.I.

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"Wait, wait, wait," I stammered, staring at the number of double-agents in the room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to get annoyed anytime anyone uttered the phrase "Are you picking up what I'm putting down?"	10
Wave after wave after wave it went on, non-stop.	9
We requested a re-do after our ranger, Rick, rolled yet another natural 1.	9
"'Nerf Gun' who?" I instinctively asked of the stranger who had knocked upon my door.	9
My neighbor was searching for his dog who stole the steak he was searing for his supper.	9
Like in Charlotte's Web, the spider's silk spelled out "Some Pig".	9
It was a close competition for the promotion.	9
"Yes, I know I keep telling you 'it builds character'..."	9
Recent advancements in Artificial Intelligence, or A.I., have caused much concern and controversy, yet is still preferable to what most people possess, which is I.I.	9
"Wait, wait, wait," I stammered, staring at the number of double-agents in the room.	8