/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After the switch was flipped sending electricity to course through the body causing it to twitch, the doctor couldn't resist shouting, "It's alive!"

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I loved my letterhead and writing longhand too much to change.

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After I became a hippie, my brother joined the Black Panther Party.

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Tired of all this juvenile toilet humor, I made a wish that all comedy be a quality befitting my level of wit and sophistication.

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Moments after the angry customer sped off, the boat started leaking.

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Dropping subtle hints, I asked my parents if there was a political group that advocated rights for people who loved both men and women.

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Everyone was stunned into shocked silence when my mother told my boyfriend "Drink Pedialyte to stay hydrated, eat more fibre to stay regular and you'll be fine no time."

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We were pretty put out with how plain and pedestrian the positions pictured in the kama sutra book were.

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It was not an unkindness to call the man mad because he kept ranting about "treacheries" and "conspiracies" non-stop.

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I heard the sound of someone tapping out "... --- ..."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After the switch was flipped sending electricity to course through the body causing it to twitch, the doctor couldn't resist shouting, "It's alive!"	7
I loved my letterhead and writing longhand too much to change.	7
After I became a hippie, my brother joined the Black Panther Party.	7
Tired of all this juvenile toilet humor, I made a wish that all comedy be a quality befitting my level of wit and sophistication.	7
Moments after the angry customer sped off, the boat started leaking.	7
Dropping subtle hints, I asked my parents if there was a political group that advocated rights for people who loved both men and women.	6
Everyone was stunned into shocked silence when my mother told my boyfriend "Drink Pedialyte to stay hydrated, eat more fibre to stay regular and you'll be fine no time."	6
We were pretty put out with how plain and pedestrian the positions pictured in the kama sutra book were.	6
It was not an unkindness to call the man mad because he kept ranting about "treacheries" and "conspiracies" non-stop.	6
I heard the sound of someone tapping out "... --- ..."	6