/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I discovered that the smell was emanating from my roommate before being assaulted by the full force of the hideously offending odor.

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I got so over-emotional trying to find a cool way to abbreviate the philosopher's name such as "Immanuel K.", "ImKa", and "I-man".

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Whilst analyzing the chaotic dream, an unperturbed piece of candy soothingly dedicated its life to freshening breath.

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A scholar and gent, having more dollars than sense, made his money when his business became booming.

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Some people cite John Cena as someone they would put on a Mount Rushmore of professional wrestlers.

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When meditating, I try not to be Disturbed.

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Floating through the emptiness of space, encased in a thick layer of ice, yet conscious enough to ponder where I went wrong.

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Thirteen little beans hid in the bed of the Queen without being seen.

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The freestyle skier was pulling out ahead.

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Despite being no big thing, I was a little curious, but it appears to have vanished into thin air.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I discovered that the smell was emanating from my roommate before being assaulted by the full force of the hideously offending odor.	5
I got so over-emotional trying to find a cool way to abbreviate the philosopher's name such as "Immanuel K.", "ImKa", and "I-man".	5
Whilst analyzing the chaotic dream, an unperturbed piece of candy soothingly dedicated its life to freshening breath.	5
A scholar and gent, having more dollars than sense, made his money when his business became booming.	5
Some people cite John Cena as someone they would put on a Mount Rushmore of professional wrestlers.	5
When meditating, I try not to be Disturbed.	4
Floating through the emptiness of space, encased in a thick layer of ice, yet conscious enough to ponder where I went wrong.	4
Thirteen little beans hid in the bed of the Queen without being seen.	3
The freestyle skier was pulling out ahead.	3
Despite being no big thing, I was a little curious, but it appears to have vanished into thin air.	3