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When I got home from school I saw a note on the table from my mother, addressed to my father, saying she left and the "brat" — me — was now his problem.

927 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Even though no one else seemed to like her, Miss Wormwood was my favorite teacher because she never made me feel bad that my parents owned the morgue.

894 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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To free the music filling up my head I played guitar 'til my fingers bled.

885 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was getting easier and easier to lure women into my arms and indulge in my fatally sadistic pleasures.

817 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Songbird in Winter

809 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I always clean off my plate no matter how full I am.

808 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After a fun-filled, first-class family excursion at the resort, our kids told us this was the best day of their lives.

790 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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It was my first assignment after becoming a reaper of souls for Death.

762 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I feared the worst when I saw Death approaching the litter of puppies frolicking in the field.

732 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The beloved children's book sat untouched on the shelf for years gathering dust.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I got home from school I saw a note on the table from my mother, addressed to my father, saying she left and the "brat" — me — was now his problem.	927	TwoSentenceSadness
Even though no one else seemed to like her, Miss Wormwood was my favorite teacher because she never made me feel bad that my parents owned the morgue.	894	TwoSentenceSadness
To free the music filling up my head I played guitar 'til my fingers bled.	885	TwoSentenceHorror
It was getting easier and easier to lure women into my arms and indulge in my fatally sadistic pleasures.	817	TwoSentenceHorror
Songbird in Winter	809	TwoSentenceSadness
I always clean off my plate no matter how full I am.	808	TwoSentenceComedy
After a fun-filled, first-class family excursion at the resort, our kids told us this was the best day of their lives.	790	TwoSentenceSadness
It was my first assignment after becoming a reaper of souls for Death.	762	TwoSentenceSadness
I feared the worst when I saw Death approaching the litter of puppies frolicking in the field.	732	TwoSentenceSadness
The beloved children's book sat untouched on the shelf for years gathering dust.	727	TwoSentenceSadness