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I finally consulted a doctor about my embarrassingly foul-smelling flatulence.

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Growing a beard changed my appearance so much my own mother didn't even recognize me.

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I regretted telling her she should smile more when the corners of her lips curled upwards and extended well past her eyebrows.

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"Look at it this way, you didn't want to have kids anyway, right?" he remarked, instinctively knowing he said the wrong thing the moment the words came out of his mouth.

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The police didn't take the "school shooting" threats seriously since the classes were all online.

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"For the last time, this number is reserved for emergencies only."

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After nearly twenty-three straight hours of surgery, the entire surgical team all sank to floor, utterly spent.

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I was numbly aware of the mother's wails, seemingly echoed by the distant sirens approaching the scene of the accident, only reacting when the belligerent father snatched the phone from my hands.

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1,000,000 MEMBER!

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No parent should ever have to bury their child, let alone their grandchild.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally consulted a doctor about my embarrassingly foul-smelling flatulence.	713	TwoSentenceHorror
Growing a beard changed my appearance so much my own mother didn't even recognize me.	663	TwoSentenceSadness
I regretted telling her she should smile more when the corners of her lips curled upwards and extended well past her eyebrows.	658	TwoSentenceHorror
"Look at it this way, you didn't want to have kids anyway, right?" he remarked, instinctively knowing he said the wrong thing the moment the words came out of his mouth.	655	TwoSentenceSadness
The police didn't take the "school shooting" threats seriously since the classes were all online.	652	TwoSentenceHorror
"For the last time, this number is reserved for emergencies only."	632	TwoSentenceSadness
After nearly twenty-three straight hours of surgery, the entire surgical team all sank to floor, utterly spent.	625	TwoSentenceSadness
I was numbly aware of the mother's wails, seemingly echoed by the distant sirens approaching the scene of the accident, only reacting when the belligerent father snatched the phone from my hands.	616	TwoSentenceSadness
1,000,000 MEMBER!	605	TwoSentenceHorror
No parent should ever have to bury their child, let alone their grandchild.	582	TwoSentenceSadness