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Shivering and starving in my flimsy cardboard "home" during the devastating blizzard, I realized I didn't really want to die.

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As a child, when I couldn't have something I desired, I always feigned disinterest.

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Tired of all this juvenile toilet humor, I made a wish that all comedy be a quality befitting my level of wit and sophistication.

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Moments after the angry customer sped off, the boat started leaking.

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I loved my letterhead and writing longhand too much to change.

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After the switch was flipped sending electricity to course through the body causing it to twitch, the doctor couldn't resist shouting, "It's alive!"

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After I became a hippie, my brother joined the Black Panther Party.

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It was not an unkindness to call the man mad because he kept ranting about "treacheries" and "conspiracies" non-stop.

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We thought it was a creature of shadows, so we killed the lights to thwart its attack.

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People always mocked me when I told them I feared nothing.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Shivering and starving in my flimsy cardboard "home" during the devastating blizzard, I realized I didn't really want to die.	7	TwoSentenceSadness
As a child, when I couldn't have something I desired, I always feigned disinterest.	7	TwoSentenceSadness
Tired of all this juvenile toilet humor, I made a wish that all comedy be a quality befitting my level of wit and sophistication.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
Moments after the angry customer sped off, the boat started leaking.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
I loved my letterhead and writing longhand too much to change.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
After the switch was flipped sending electricity to course through the body causing it to twitch, the doctor couldn't resist shouting, "It's alive!"	7	TwoSentenceComedy
After I became a hippie, my brother joined the Black Panther Party.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
It was not an unkindness to call the man mad because he kept ranting about "treacheries" and "conspiracies" non-stop.	6	TwoSentenceComedy
We thought it was a creature of shadows, so we killed the lights to thwart its attack.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
People always mocked me when I told them I feared nothing.	6	TwoSentenceHorror