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I was hailed a hero and gained fame for helping win the championship game.

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We were pretty put out with how plain and pedestrian the positions pictured in the kama sutra book were.

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The Precinct boasted the largest number of police officers from the same family actively serving at the same time.

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My morning routine is such that I can operate on autopilot while still waking up.

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Opening the passageway between the dimensional planes, I barely perceived the pinprick of the powerful paralytic puncturing my skin.

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Dropping subtle hints, I asked my parents if there was a political group that advocated rights for people who loved both men and women.

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Everyone was stunned into shocked silence when my mother told my boyfriend "Drink Pedialyte to stay hydrated, eat more fibre to stay regular and you'll be fine no time."

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I heard the sound of someone tapping out "... --- ..."

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I tried to break down the door as smoke and flames consumed the house.

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Some people cite John Cena as someone they would put on a Mount Rushmore of professional wrestlers.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was hailed a hero and gained fame for helping win the championship game.	6	TwoSentenceSadness
We were pretty put out with how plain and pedestrian the positions pictured in the kama sutra book were.	6	TwoSentenceComedy
The Precinct boasted the largest number of police officers from the same family actively serving at the same time.	6	TwoSentenceSadness
My morning routine is such that I can operate on autopilot while still waking up.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Opening the passageway between the dimensional planes, I barely perceived the pinprick of the powerful paralytic puncturing my skin.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Dropping subtle hints, I asked my parents if there was a political group that advocated rights for people who loved both men and women.	6	TwoSentenceComedy
Everyone was stunned into shocked silence when my mother told my boyfriend "Drink Pedialyte to stay hydrated, eat more fibre to stay regular and you'll be fine no time."	6	TwoSentenceComedy
I heard the sound of someone tapping out "... --- ..."	6	TwoSentenceComedy
I tried to break down the door as smoke and flames consumed the house.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Some people cite John Cena as someone they would put on a Mount Rushmore of professional wrestlers.	5	TwoSentenceComedy