/u/PMmeMovieWorldTicket's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your small, otherwise unimpressive kingdom is suddenly the strongest power in the land, for the sole reason that unlike other kings, you are happy to work with the local orcs, goblins, dragons, and other races usually attacked on sight.
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[WP] There is a vampire ruling your village, but he's mostly a nice guy who doesn't do that bad a job a ruler, so it's our job as the village's diplomat to explain to every well meaning adventurer and knight that comes your way that you weren't brainwashed and you honestly don't want him to die.
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[WP] All aliens are missing a sense, Martians hearing, Venusians sight. We think we are superior, until one day they ask us "How come we can't find any Terran psychics?"
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[WP] You’re at a zoo. Jokingly, you ask the zookeeper what the penguin is in for. He replies “Two counts of murder and ten counts of tax fraud.”
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[WP] All alien species other than humans are silicon based. This has lead to alien ambassadors not realising that we are the so called “humans” that they have been sent to talk to.
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[WP] The calmer you are, the stronger your superpowers are. Your arch enemy has defeated you for years simply because he is too damn annoying.
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[WP] Organs have the ability to talk to us. Livers argue with alcoholics, stomachs beg anorexics to seek help. You’ve always lived a healthy lifestyle, only for all your organs to speak to you one day.
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[WP] All aliens are missing a sense, Martians hearing, Venusians sight. We think we are superior, until one day they ask us "How come we can't find any Terran psychics?"
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