/u/Pagefighter's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're the spirit of new years. Unlike the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus no one knows about you since everyone is up and welcomes you with ale. You're trying to convince the Spirit Council it's not your fault for doing five houses before getting high and later returning with undelivered gifts.
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[WP] Going through the employee handbook on the first day of your job you find: Rule 1. There is a reason for every rule. Rule 2. Don't complain if Brian takes all the credit.
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[WP] You just defeated The Rock to become the WWE world heavyweight champion. Give me your best promo.
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[WP] Jesus has constantly convinced God to postpone the apocalypse. Finally tired of waiting the four horsemen approach the pair trying to push for it to happen.
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[PI] Humans were originally designed as cheap, efficient, easily-reproducible and moldable soldiers in galactic wars. However, after an "animal rights" group won legislature in the United Galaxy, all humans were dumped on the reservation planet, Earth, and forgotten about. Millennia later…
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