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[WP] You’re a necromancer that has been run out of every town you’ve ever settled in for being who you are. You wipe tears out of your eyes as you dig a deep hole, finding solace in your work. Your shovel bangs against bones and you stop, tears suddenly forgotten. Dinosaur bones. Now they’ll pay.
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[WP] You are a competitive eater, shoveling down cheeseburgers to hit the world record. You’re doing great until your heart stops, keeling over in the middle of your tenth. Suddenly you are in front of a massive door manned by a bored viking. “Good news, you technically qualify for Valhalla”
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[WP] In 1941, Vampires successfully infiltrated the Red Cross and started collecting blood. Many years later, they are no longer parasites, now in a mutually beneficial relationship with humanity. While bringing cookies to a nursing home, you lock eyes with a former vampire hunter
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[WP] There is a hole in the woods in your neighborhood. The kids throw rocks down it, never hearing them hit the bottom. One day you slip and fall in. You were terrified at first, but you’ve been falling for three days now and you’re kind of bored
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[WP] The gods have been searching for you for years. You cover your head with a hat and hide behind people with similar clothing. Your life is constant fear. You are Waldo and this is your story.
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[WP] You have an odd ability to make water slightly heavier. A power so useless that you don’t even mention it to anyone. Turns out, you’re creating tritium, radioactive hydrogen ions used in nuclear energy. You are the king of the energy crisis
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