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[WP] Magic exists in our world and you are an expert, directing it, controlling it, fixing it. You allow others without this power to use it, charging them gold to handle the power they are ill equipped to wield. You’re an electrician and the fantasy books are starting to affect your work.
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[WP] Halfway through writing a book, you decide it’s not very good and put it down. The characters are disappointed, never knowing what happens to them. They meet up with the other half read books and form a strike
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[WP] You fell asleep while finishing a paper. The next day, the paper is done and the sandwich you made has been reduced to crumbs. You are congratulating yourself on sleep-writing and eating until you find a note under the plate, “Next time less mayo - Rob”
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[WP] No matter how cold it got in your village, you felt fine. People thought that the blood of the old ones ran through you, the ice elementals that used to run rampant. It’s true, but they have the wrong old ones, you’re part fire elemental.
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[WP] You die and God sentences you to eternal torment for all the times you took his name in vain. Then your body jolts back to life as the paramedics resuscitate you. Now you must dedicate your life to earning forgiveness all while swearing in a technically allowed manner
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[WP] You are part of the Alternative Test Marketing Team. Your products are always successful. People think it’s because you look at a problem from all angles. You actually just release it in an alternate reality and see what happens.
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[WP] During your juggling act, a flaming chainsaw flies into the crowd. They scream, but then a man emerges juggling it along with a wallet and phone. The crowd roars its approval, but you’ve never seen this man in your life
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[PI] Cinderella sure has nice slippers. Too bad you've been imprisoned in the dungeon because of them.
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