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[WP] The world is a dystopian nightmare. Chris Pratt plays every role in every film. Chris Pratt runs every government. Chris Pratt is the head of every religion. However, a revolution is lurking in the shadows, preparing to take back the world, their leader is Will Smith.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse came, but instead of wanting brains, they want money. Now you must barricade the spiked door of your shelter as you hear a zombie say "This amazing cream stops aging with its use of replenishing essential oils, buy it today for only $27 and get a second one free"
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[WP] You are a good night who is about to slay an evil dragon in its tower of dread when handcuffs are placed around your hands and you hear a voice say "Sorry mate, you're violating the Endangered Fantasy Species Act."
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[WP] Everyone thought Ikea was just an innocent furniture store. What they didn't know was that it was a front for a top secret Swedish military program with the express purpose of creating hyper advanced armor suits. Today Sweden puts the technology to use by declaring war on the entire world.
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