/u/Pangolindrome's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a small dragon, the size of a cat, with a mighty hoard which you proudly guard. However, your treasure consists not of gold and gems but, instead, various kinds of stickers.
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[WP] The deity woke up from a 100-year snooze and stretched, looking around. In surprise, it found that there were no humans around. A passing animal told the deity, “There are no humans left on Earth.” It queried, “Then, why can I still feel them?” “There are no humans left ON EARTH.”
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[WP] The genie bowed and smiled gently, “I grant you three wishes. You must choose three people whom you trust to speak these wishes for you without prior instruction. You cannot make them yourself.”
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[WP] The reaper sighs and rubs his face, newly assigned to the Human Death Department, exasperated. “I asked what your song is. You know, Your Song? The last song you want to hear? I know humans spend hours and days debating these things. Surely, you know which Your Song is? Right?”
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[WP] After realizing that silver and garlic are antibacterial, a vampire hunter tries dipping their arrows in Peaches & Cream Hand Sanitizer instead. The monster hunting market is about to be revolutionized.
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[WP] A stag appears at the edge of the forest, running for its life when it sees you. To your surprise, it speaks and pleads “Please, offer me asylum under your name. I can’t run much longer.”
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[WP] You are a prison guard who slips at work, hits your head, and passes away… and then you wake up, still a prison guard, but at an afterlife prison for all the people whose sentences far outlast their lifetimes.
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[WP] The deity sighs and takes your hand, looking up at you with tired eyes making a gentle request, "Would you tell me a tale, young one? Something with adventure. I would so like to hear one more story before my time is up." You gather yourself, inhale deeply, and begin, "Once upon a time... "
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[WP] The new kid had seemed a little awkward, but he was nice. Then, he answered “Nine qwerty” when you asked what time it was, and now you’re not sure if he’s an alien or a robot.
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