/u/Pangolindrome's posts
[WP] This 4th of July will be different. This 4th of July, you will put on a barbecue like none they have ever tasted before. This 4th of July, you'll be serving dinosaur. The trick is breaking into Jurassic Park and "acquiring" the meat with your own hide intact, but it'll be worth it in the end.
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[WP] The evening’s stream of customers has dried up, and you start thinking about closing the coffee shop. The bell rings, alerting you to an entry. You look up, and there stand four human-sized dragons.
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[SP] You are a hivemind and exist as several different individuals who are all you simultaneously in your particular species. Describe a day in your life.
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[WP] You are given the opportunity to have a say in the coming apocalypse, and all you have to do is present your proposal to Hell's board of directors before the project "is go."
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[WP] You land on a friendly alien planet and come upon the most intensive dance-off you have ever seen. Apparently, wars between the planet’s countries are wages through their most skilled performers.
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[WP] Every person of your species is connected to a tree. The type of tree matters immensely and there is no way of predicting what tree will sprout. Your tree is, apparently, a boab tree.
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[WP] The statue had stood for so long, seen so much. Now, its soul yearned for a flower, so bright and proud, growing in what should be a desolate square. It wished so deeply it could touch the flower.
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[WP] Mother nature sighed, relieved after a difficult labor, and lovingly caressed the new world. She smiled and placed a gentle kiss upon it. "What will you be over these eons, my precious? What life will you share with me this time?" After one more embrace, she elevated the planet to the stars.
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