/u/Pangolindrome's posts
[WP] One day while browsing the eBook library, you realize that you can contact reader support for any book including Dante's Inferno, all religious texts, and nearly all virtual grimoires. In other words, you can find out which books were written by humans and which were not.
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[WP] At the worst possible time, you found out it was true. The final sign that capitalism had gone horrendously awry. “You have reached 911. Your call is very important to us. Your estimated wait time is two minutes. To skip the line, please enter your credit card number.” Now what?
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[WP] There weren’t religious, quite the opposite, but even they found God worthy of communication when the car was quite so low on gas in the middle of nowhere.
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[WP] The police are baffled by the crime spree. All the burglar does is break in when the owners are gone, make enough soup to fill every bathtub in the place, and leave. It is never a smooth soup. Always chunky.
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[WP] The galactic tourism industry involving humans revolved around our unique hands and our desire to pet near-anything. No invasions Earth were allowed, but all species, tentacled, clawed, or pawed, wanted to visit the “Human Hands” spa facilities on Earth (and soon at a planet near you)!
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[WP] You’re about to save the world but there’s one problem. You keep getting side tracked and having life-encumbering heart-to-hearts with your targets. This last one really stuck with you.
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[WP] It was time for the Millennial Marble Convention. Demons, angels, dragons, humans, goblins, gnomes, snakes, pangolins, moose - members of both regular and mythological species all attended to see what marbles the other species have collected. Who will win the Grand Marble trophy this year?
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[WP] Due to some greyhound racing in your life, you have been sentenced to community service in the afterlife. You are to cheer up a group of veteran war horses.
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[WP] You wished for freedom from your everyday life and now, you got it... for 24 hours. You can do anything before your soul is claimed. How do you spend this time?
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