/u/PaperLuigi3's posts
[WP] You are attending your first Illuminati meeting as the new President. You see Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, all the expected faces. But him? What is Ted from Accounting doing here?
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[WP] During a game of football, you are hit in the head, and you receive a massive concussion. When you wake up, you are hailed internationally as a hero.
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[WP] Half Life 3 was supposed to be released in 2012. However, the apocalypse was put on hold until it released. It's now 2025, and Half Life 3 releases tomorrow.
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[WP] You discover that the United States government is actually run by your seemingly normal neighbor, Bob.
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[WP] Dad left you a vacuum cleaner as your only inheritance. It turns out the vacuum cleaner is actually the reincarnated soul of William Shakespeare. Describe a poetry jam between you and Dad's vacuum.
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[WP] A rival country invades your country's capital. You are the leader of the local militia, and the enemy has invaded your town.
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[WP] Anatidaephobia (the fear that a duck is watching you) becomes the single most common mental illness in the world.
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[WP] As humanity rebuilds civilization starting around the Iron Age, someone discovers an entire terabyte of scientific information.
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[WP] Six young secret chicken agents are time-dropped into the middle of the Vietnam war for their first mission. The goal? Start an earthquake, or die trying.
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