/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] "Wait, how did this happen?" Asked your past self, to which your future self replied "Well, we helped a wizard who gave me the chance to improve our lives by changing our past, but a demon interfered with the spell so here we are." "You didn't mention the demon before." Noted your present self.
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[WP] You and your party were sent by the king to kill a Necromancer has taken refuge at the edge of the kingdom, along with an army of undead warriors; but when you find him you discover he's not interested in taking over the kingdom, and is focused on fighting of the creatures of the nearby wastes.
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[WP] Aliens have invaded, the machines are rising up, the lizard people have emerged, the Illuminati are real, and every other monster humanity feared comes out of the shadows as well. However, these groups are so busy fighting each other for control of the planet that they leave humanity alone.
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[WP] You are a level 1 goblin, waiting for the hero to arrive in your dungeon and slay you for the gold and the exp you'll drop. The other monsters working for dark lord laughed as you spoke wisdom from the ancient game manual, but that doesn't matter now, as a player has just started a new game.
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[WP] Santa Claus isn't a person, it's the title Time Travellers have to take when serving a community service sentence.
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[WP] A reported discovers that a destructive supervillain is in the employ of an insurance and construction corporation so they can overcharge their clients on "superpower" insurance and repair fees.
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[WP] As a mad scientist, you have used your understanding of biology to create an army made from of mutated creatures with high intelligence by mutating and combining animals. Today, they have decided to stage an intervention about your obsession with making monsters and your lack of self-care.
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[WP] "The truth is that everything has gone out of control; this entire empire is a self-suficent death machine that no-one can halt or control. I never wanted any of this, but not even I can stop it at this point." The evil monarch admitted defeatedly.
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[WP] After being imprisoned for 10,000 years, the dark lord once again rises... only to question where all the dragons, orcs, and elves have gone. As the elected ambassador for humanity, you have been tasked with telling them how and why all the other races other than humanity died.
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