/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] Santa only visits children who he believes to be good, but he still has the morals of a man born in the 17th century, so he only ever visits the Amish.
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[WP] Due to an incident, you end up getting possessed by the ghost of a serial killer. However you're already use to dealing with similar intrusive thoughts, so their attempts to control you are laughable at best.
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[WP] When the cultists forced you into the room with the eldridge abomination, they assumed that you would instantly go mad as you tried to comprehend it. However, you are a grade A idiot and instead of trying to understand how it exists, you simply accept that it does, much to everyone' shock.
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[WP] "If you are hearing this message, then it means I'm dead. My attorney has been in contact with, and hired, each of you for a specific yet vague job. You'll need to get to know and trust each other quickly, so I'll be brief. You've real job is to make sure I stay dead."
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[WP] You are an assistant scientist at the experimental DNA modification and Cloning facility, and your boss has just told you that the facility was originally founded to create a race of... a race of... *sigh* catgirls. You ask your boss if they're serious, and they nod with a shameful expression.
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[WP] Most people are concerned about the heroes and villains that can be found across the globe, but you've always been more curious about where the seemingly endless supply of obedient, trained henchmen come from. After years of investigation, all evidence points to an old facility in Antarctica.
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[WP] During a bank heist gone wrong, you ended up taking a stray shotgun slug through your heart. That was 20 minutes ago, and the fact that you haven’t died yet is as concerning to you as it is to everyone else around you.
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[WP] Many people believe that the royal family and their court of lords run the kingdom, but in actuality it is their messengers who do as every time their masters give them an order to be carried out, the messenger dispose of it and deliver their own orders with no-one being the wiser
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[WP] You're a new security guard at a prison for supervillains, when the senior officers approaches you and says, "I don't know what they told you to do in case of a breakout, so I'm going to make it simple for you. If you see one of these villains escaping, do not engage them. Just let them leave."
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