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[WP] There is a secret as to why your family remained rich for so many generations, but you never knew about it until today when you accidentally walk in on them charming a demon into granting them a favorable deal.
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My daughter didn't understand why all the parents were crying as we helped her board the bus with the other children.
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[WP] Black magical power is gained from the sacrificial death of living creatures. Despite this fact being common knowledge, no-one has figured out that the most powerful black magic users are farmers and slaughterhouse workers.
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[WP] You are a known as a skilled healer aiding a battalion of holy soldiers on a quest to destroy all sources of evil in the world. In reality you secretly are a necromancer who can't use any healing magic, so instead you have to let the person die and resurrect them.
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When you and your friend first moved into that old house, you made sure to put the clothes washer in the basement as the floors were thick enough to muffle any noise down there.
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[WP] "Look, they say that all it takes for evil to win is for good people to stand idly by and do nothing, so technically I would be evil if i didn't blow up the town hall." Your neighbour muttered to themselves just within earshot.
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[WP] you're trying to confess to your crush that you like them, but they seem preoccupied by the alien invasion going on outside.
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[WP] You are an assassin. and a popular one at that. You're mostly hired by villains and mobsters to deal with these heroes who keep ruining their plans. Of course, you're often not successful, which would have got you killed off if you didn’t keep faking your death after the hero captured the boss
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