/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] When asked about druids, most people would refer to them as magical hippies who love all forms of life. This is because they're uninformed, as any mage would tell you that druids embrace all aspects of nature, even the cruel, the violent, and the deadly parts of it.
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[WP] A minor supervillain realises that the reason the superhero doesn’t kill is not a moral reason, but a practical one, as if there are no supervillains then there would be no need for superheroes.
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[WP] A supervillain offers the superhero the chance to join them not because they think the hero is the only thing in the way of their plans, but because they believe that the hero is being abused and taken advantage of by the general public, and that they would genuinely be happer as a villain.
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[WP] A e-tier supervillain is tranfered from supervillain penitentiary to a supermax prison due to overcrowding issues, and any villain under c-tier isn't classified as a risk to a standard prison population. The supermax barely lasted a week.
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[WP] "So, Hero, who will you save; The love of your life, or the bus of innocent civilians?" "The civilians." "...What?" "I choose the civilians."
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[WP] You are a merchant in a fantasy world peddling your wares when your best customer comes along and asks you how you've been able to get to a location ahead of them, though monster-infested terrain while also bringing your massive amount of supplies and equitment everywhere you go.
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[WP] After cutting in line, a strange man hexes you with the "Curse of Celebrations". You brushed him off at the time but now anytime you do something, annoying clapping and upbeat music plays as confetti rains down from the sky onto you.
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[WP] Your daughter loves playing pretend, claiming that she and her friends are magical warriors choosen by a pure god to fight evil. But one day, you see a live news broadcast showing footage of her and her friends in strange dresses using magic to fight a giant monster in a nearby park.
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