/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] After Mars was colonized everyone expected things to be better out on the new planet, so they all left to start their new lives, leaving you as the sole inhabitant and owner of Earth.
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[WP] You lived on this desert planet your entire life and it has never dropped below 50 degrees, so you can't help but be confused by the fact that it's snowing for the first time in its recorded history, mush to the confusion of every single scientist.
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[WP] "Why does every mage I meet turn out to be a criminal?" "Well since the industrial revolution, us magic users have been struggling to find work. After all, why would a person want to negotiate a deal with someone when they can just get a machine to do the work?"
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[WP] A young child wished that it could be Christmas every day, and now it is; for every single person on earth.
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[WP] A knight has been sent by a kingdom to save their princess from the clutches of a dragon, confused as to why they didn't send their whole army to save her. You reach its fortress, only to discover the "dragon" is actually how the queen' judgemental mother.
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[WP] You brought a new house and start exploring it when you find a hatch for a basement that the previous owner didn't mention. You start to decent the steps to have a quick look, but after several hours of walking, you've still haven’t reached the bottom.
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