/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] The world has been locked in an endless battle of chaos vs order, and you've been fighting for Chaos to win all your life. People seem to think that you're crazy for it, but they don't realise that the only way for order to truely win is to exterminate all lifeforms in the universe.
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[WP] "When travelling through space, it's crucial to remember all safety protocols; Always stand one foot away from opening and closing doors, remember to evaluate your AI assistant for any form of corrupt coding every day, and never trust the words of any ghosts you may pass while travelling."
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[WP] You were a powerful warrior who died in battle like you always wanted, but then people kept resurrecting you to fight in their wars for countless generations, and you're starting to get sick of fighting.
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[WP] You, the Dark Lord, knows that none of this is real, that the reality you live in is the creation of some random writer; that they control the world and the people in it, even yourself and the hero. but you still have to play your part, for a worse fate with befall you all the story goes awry.
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[WP] "How do you accidentally become a supervillain? Don't you need minions and evil plots to be classed as a supervillain?" "Not really. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and ended up doing something really stupid."
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[WP] A billionaire has made you an offer; they will fund you to the point that you never have to work again, on the condition that you dress up in a costume and fight street crime every week.
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[WP] You end up stuck in a mech suit with a broken speaker, so you stumble into town to try and find someone to help you out, but everyone thinks that you're a mute villain running around destroying the city, so they send the superhero team after you.
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[WP] The king' daughter has died, so they ask you to secretly track down the necromancer in the wildlands to ask them to resurrect her in exchange for being un-banished from the kingdom. After many months you found them and made the offer, but they outright refused it.
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[WP] "I'll be honest, boss. Me and the boys have been talkin', and we ain't in the mood to be beaten up by one of 'em supers today."
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