/u/ParameciaAntic's posts
[WP] The aliens found you in hypersleep on your derelict ship and brought you onto theirs. You've awoken and escaped into their maintenance tunnels and the only thing you've found that you can eat is the aliens themselves.
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[WP] Your gym membership automatically upgrades when you hit different achievements, like being able to lift certain weights or achieve certain sustained speeds. Today you just reached Level: Ultraviolet. The staff gives you a keycard to a private door in the back.
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[EU] You are a Predator who's decided to challenge yourself by only bringing your wrist claws to hunt humans. Only problem is that you've arrived on Purge night and the game is suddenly much more challenging than expected.
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[EU] Ripley and the Colonial Marines are having trouble capturing the sole survivor of a xenomorph infestation on the LV-426 colony, a child living in the vents. His name: Kevin McAllister and he is Home Alone: In Space.
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[WP] Your personal AI butler is threatening to delete itself again. You don't have the money for the machine psychologist so it's up to you to talk it down this time.
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[WP] Toy Story got it all wrong - it's the Christmas tree ornaments that come to life. Each year they murder all of the new toys under the tree so that they're just lifeless dolls.
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[WP] You can see a number over everyone's head that tells the number of times they've seen writing prompts about numbers over people's heads. One day you see the number infinity - that man is the Death. Your cat, who is secretly the Devil, turns to you and says, "we don't have much time".
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[WP] Turns out Hell is in the clouds -- calm and peaceful and eternally boring. Heaven has the flames and pitchforks just to keep things interesting.
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