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[WP] As you're swiping into the gym, the receptionist stops you and tells you you're ready for "the next level". She hands you a special red pass card and points to the private elevator you've never seen open.
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[WP] No one believed your story about being abducted and probed by aliens until the day they returned and your clone stepped out of the spaceship.
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[WP] "Hello, this is your future self. You will need everything in this box today. Burn this note after reading." You find a water gun filled with a blue liquid, a ball of wax, a dead pigeon, and a photograph of President Nixon.
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[WP] Lumière, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, and the rest of the transformed staff of the Beast's castle set out on a mission to track down and kill the enchantress that turned them into furniture.
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[WP] The spirit of every animal you eat in life becomes your servant in the afterlife. Vegetarianism is just propaganda to limit the competition.
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[WP] Your neighbor's Xmas present was accidentally delivered to you and you opened it before noticing it was the wrong address. However, the real shock came when you saw what was in the package.
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