/u/PatTheSalamander's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans as a species have been placed on Space Asylum 1E-248, Earth, because according to aliens we're "batshit fucking crazy."
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[WP] You're walking home one day, and realize you're surrounded by crows. One starts making velociraptor calls.
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[WP] As it turns out, Hell is just a bunch of minor annoyances all combined. You must shower with your clothes on, you have 2 ingrown toenails, and you always have a minor headache.
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[WP] You wake up with no memories in a dark room. There's a TV and a box. Inside the box is a cassette labeled "MY LIFE."
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