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[EU]"Dammit Harley, put your hand down. The reason why we're not bothering to implant bombs in your necks this time is because if you fail in your mission we're all going to die anyway. You die. We die. EVERYBODY dies. And it will be quite horrible. Now, questions?"

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[WP]"Don't pull that trigger! You don't understand, what you're holding is not really a gun."

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[WP] You work in a zoo wearing a gorilla costume to trick visitors the zoo has a gorilla when in fact it died weeks ago. After an accident, you begin to realize every single animal in the zoo is a actually person wearing an animal costume.

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[EU] You want to see the ship's counsellor to talk about your personal issues, the problem, your starship has the most unusual ship's counsellor in all of Starfleet

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[WP] The minions are capable but the main super villain is bungling buffoon. The heroes are idiots, and the brilliant sidekicks always have to save the day.

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[WP] "Well here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

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[WP] You make first contact. Problem. You made a terribly embarrassing mistake while doing so. You cover it up by claiming it's part of your culture. It works, but it backfires. Now they expect you to do it every time you meet.

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[WP]Giants casually stroll the universe, and the very best the rest of us can do is try to stay out from underfoot.

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[WP] Cats are now tiny people with cat ears and they can talk and tell you what they want. We still keep them as pets.

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[WP] You run into the devil and he's in an excellent good mood. "This is the best day if my life" he says. Why?

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[EU]"Dammit Harley, put your hand down. The reason why we're not bothering to implant bombs in your necks this time is because if you fail in your mission we're all going to die anyway. You die. We die. EVERYBODY dies. And it will be quite horrible. Now, questions?"	8
[WP]"Don't pull that trigger! You don't understand, what you're holding is not really a gun."	6
[WP] You work in a zoo wearing a gorilla costume to trick visitors the zoo has a gorilla when in fact it died weeks ago. After an accident, you begin to realize every single animal in the zoo is a actually person wearing an animal costume.	6
[EU] You want to see the ship's counsellor to talk about your personal issues, the problem, your starship has the most unusual ship's counsellor in all of Starfleet	5
[WP] The minions are capable but the main super villain is bungling buffoon. The heroes are idiots, and the brilliant sidekicks always have to save the day.	5
[WP] "Well here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."	5
[WP] You make first contact. Problem. You made a terribly embarrassing mistake while doing so. You cover it up by claiming it's part of your culture. It works, but it backfires. Now they expect you to do it every time you meet.	5
[WP]Giants casually stroll the universe, and the very best the rest of us can do is try to stay out from underfoot.	5
[WP] Cats are now tiny people with cat ears and they can talk and tell you what they want. We still keep them as pets.	4
[WP] You run into the devil and he's in an excellent good mood. "This is the best day if my life" he says. Why?	4