/u/Patches67's posts
I was an assistant manager in a porn store for 6 years. I’ve been shot at, assaulted, and masturbated on. AMA
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[WP]The devil, while in mortal form on earth, is accidentally killed while doing something good and gets sent to heaven. Awkward.
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[WP] You're an apprentice vampire hunter out on your own for the first time. The problem is the vampire you're hunting is a comedian and a goofball.
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[WP]"Of course it sounds crazy. That's a perfectly rational reaction. It is crazy, it's absolutely insane. But unfortunately, in your case, it's also absolutely true."
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[WP] You receive a ticket to ride a train that can literally take you anywhere in the universe and beyond.
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[WP]We make first contact with intelligent life, they're not invading, but they bring really bad news.
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[WP]While visiting England for the first time, by amazing luck you find out one English tradition is for members of the Royal Family to drop in at a randomly chosen residence for tea unannounced
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