/u/Patches67's posts
[WP]High school girl finds out cute guy is really a vampire. Expecting to get involved in a tragic beautiful romance, it turns out the guy is a complete goofball
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[EU]"Dammit Harley, put your hand down. The reason why we're not bothering to implant bombs in your necks this time is because if you fail in your mission we're all going to die anyway. You die. We die. EVERYBODY dies. And it will be quite horrible. Now, questions?"
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[WP] You work in a zoo wearing a gorilla costume to trick visitors the zoo has a gorilla when in fact it died weeks ago. After an accident, you begin to realize every single animal in the zoo is a actually person wearing an animal costume.
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[WP]Giants casually stroll the universe, and the very best the rest of us can do is try to stay out from underfoot.
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[EU] You want to see the ship's counsellor to talk about your personal issues, the problem, your starship has the most unusual ship's counsellor in all of Starfleet
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[WP] The minions are capable but the main super villain is bungling buffoon. The heroes are idiots, and the brilliant sidekicks always have to save the day.
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