/u/PatrickRsGhost's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His breath caught in his throat as he looked out over the Grand Canyon

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"Hello, Darkness, my old friend."

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People always made fun of my obsession with collecting statues.

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[JUL21]My grandmother always told me that when it's raining while the sun is still shining, it was the Devil beating his wife.

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"Sir, I'm issuing you a citation for driving in the carpool lane with no passengers in your vehicle."

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I lit the bundle of sage, intending to cleanse the house.

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I've been having a lot of hypnopompic hallucinations lately.

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As my dad and I were driving down to Disney World, the DJ on the radio began reading the current news bulletins.

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One of my crazy superstitions is I never serve aboard a boat that's been christened with a man's name.

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[MAY21]"Mother, may I please have a tea party with my friends?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
His breath caught in his throat as he looked out over the Grand Canyon	1398
"Hello, Darkness, my old friend."	331
People always made fun of my obsession with collecting statues.	281
[JUL21]My grandmother always told me that when it's raining while the sun is still shining, it was the Devil beating his wife.	115
"Sir, I'm issuing you a citation for driving in the carpool lane with no passengers in your vehicle."	79
I lit the bundle of sage, intending to cleanse the house.	46
I've been having a lot of hypnopompic hallucinations lately.	44
As my dad and I were driving down to Disney World, the DJ on the radio began reading the current news bulletins.	42
One of my crazy superstitions is I never serve aboard a boat that's been christened with a man's name.	39
[MAY21]"Mother, may I please have a tea party with my friends?"	35