/u/Pdan4's posts
[WP] You give your significant other a bundle of roses with a fake one nestled inside, and tell them you'll be with them until the last one withers. Little did you know this made you both immortal... as long as you stay together.
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[WP] You pick up a banana. After inspecting it, you pretend to shoot an empty soda can you left on your desk. To your surprise, the can flies off the desk, left with a hole all the way through.
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[WP] After hosting your first D&D session, you try to amuse yourself by saying spells out loud. When you get to "Dispel Magic", the entire world around you disappears, revealing the true universe you live in.
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[WP] After seeing the movie "IT", you text your friend that it made you "scared sitless". Unfortunately for you, your typo becomes reality: you are now unable to sit.
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[WP] There is a knock at your door. You open it and the man says "It's real." This is the day you find out what X is gon' give to ya.
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[IP] It is the year 3,000, the distant future. People have eaten natural diets for a few centuries now. You find this.
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[WP] You are the first person to land on Mars. As you approach the airlock to leave, you hear a knock.
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[WP] On your first try to read minds, you hear a voice saying: "I've been waiting." It's your voice.
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