/u/PepperAlmighty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Your only life purpose is to exterminate mankind. But unfortunately, you are just a mushroom.

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[WP] This year, Nobel Peace Prize is given to a janitor named Bob. No one knows why.

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[WP] The day has come. Aliens are here. They will talk publicly for the first time. Their ambassador calmly walks up to the rostrum, waits for a little while and says: "Delete ayylmao memes"

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[WP] That one kid in class who sits by himself and never talks all of a sudden starts singing "Pumped up Kicks"

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[WP] Your hamburger looks really delicious. Yet, there's a problem. It's screaming: "PLEAAAASE DON'T EAT MEEEE"

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[WP] You are a superhuman that will absorb others' life force and increase your life span when you touch. You love humans and you hate your powers. Unfortunately, there's a cult who wants to sacrifice themselves to you.

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[WP] You stalk people as hobby. This time, you stalked the wrong person.

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[WP] As you were walking down the street, someone puts a bag on your head and kidnaps you. You wake up and find yourself in the middle of an old, empty stadium. And someone speaks through the speaker, "Hello, choosen one. Welcome to your first test!"

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The day has come. Aliens are here. They will talk publicly for the first time. Their ambassador calmly walks up to the rostrum, waits for a little while and says: "Delete ayylamo memes"

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You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him; Shia LaBeouf

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Your only life purpose is to exterminate mankind. But unfortunately, you are just a mushroom.	71
[WP] This year, Nobel Peace Prize is given to a janitor named Bob. No one knows why.	23
[WP] The day has come. Aliens are here. They will talk publicly for the first time. Their ambassador calmly walks up to the rostrum, waits for a little while and says: "Delete ayylmao memes"	14
[WP] That one kid in class who sits by himself and never talks all of a sudden starts singing "Pumped up Kicks"	11
[WP] Your hamburger looks really delicious. Yet, there's a problem. It's screaming: "PLEAAAASE DON'T EAT MEEEE"	8
[WP] You are a superhuman that will absorb others' life force and increase your life span when you touch. You love humans and you hate your powers. Unfortunately, there's a cult who wants to sacrifice themselves to you.	3
[WP] You stalk people as hobby. This time, you stalked the wrong person.	2
[WP] As you were walking down the street, someone puts a bag on your head and kidnaps you. You wake up and find yourself in the middle of an old, empty stadium. And someone speaks through the speaker, "Hello, choosen one. Welcome to your first test!"	2
The day has come. Aliens are here. They will talk publicly for the first time. Their ambassador calmly walks up to the rostrum, waits for a little while and says: "Delete ayylamo memes"	1
You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him; Shia LaBeouf	1