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I put the pizza in her oven.

70 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I lived the longest day, woke and burrowed back to sleep, again and agin.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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There are two wolves inside me.

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Everyone is looking over there, look at me I'm dying.

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The guests at the party killed the merry spirits to bathe themselves in the Dionysian seasoning.

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I wish I had the ability to stop random people on the street until I am done talking about the latest book I read.

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Nothing gets me going like the bright light of a new day.

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I am a simple man, when I eat I need something to watch, a thriller to take my mind off the plight of domesticated poultry. The complaining woman from the apartment across the street lost her head, jabs at her keeper who nibbles on her arms as if they were chicken wings.

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I wish I could gather a party of adventurers for my legendary quest.

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There was a kook I met who killed a jeweler for a crown because she was a queen.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I put the pizza in her oven.	70	TwoSentenceComedy
I lived the longest day, woke and burrowed back to sleep, again and agin.	10	TwoSentenceSadness
There are two wolves inside me.	9	TwoSentenceSadness
Everyone is looking over there, look at me I'm dying.	5	TwoSentenceSadness
The guests at the party killed the merry spirits to bathe themselves in the Dionysian seasoning.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I wish I had the ability to stop random people on the street until I am done talking about the latest book I read.	3	monkeyspaw
Nothing gets me going like the bright light of a new day.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I am a simple man, when I eat I need something to watch, a thriller to take my mind off the plight of domesticated poultry. The complaining woman from the apartment across the street lost her head, jabs at her keeper who nibbles on her arms as if they were chicken wings.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I wish I could gather a party of adventurers for my legendary quest.	2	monkeyspaw
There was a kook I met who killed a jeweler for a crown because she was a queen.	2	TwoSentenceComedy