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[WP] Mages choose the source of their power. Most pick things like fire, or justice, or love. You picked sarcasm.

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[WP] Your extreme apathy has been mistaken as spiritual enlightenment, and now people are building a religion around you.

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[WP] Your guardian angel is pretty useless, but your guardian devil thinks he's got a pretty good gig and is looking out for you... in his own way.

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[WP] A person who doesn't understand sarcasm is falling in love with you because of all of the sarcastic compliments you make towards them.

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[WP] The latest boy band to sweep the nation? Eddie, Fredie, Teddy, and Xorthax the Exterminator

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[CW] After being stung on the tongue / by a bee in a tree / you must rhyme all the time / or you'll run out of breath and meet a quick death

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[CW] Write about one of your hobbies as if it were a debilitating drug addiction. Make it somewhat hard to guess the hobby.

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[EU] Bender doesn't survive the pilot episode, and instead Fry forms an unlikely friendship with (pick any other recurring Futurama robot)

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[WP] The world we live in is an alien simulation to predict what humans would have done if they hadn't wiped themselves out in mid-October 1962.

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[WP] The expedition continuously drew from the locals to replace fallen members of the original crew. Now, the entire expedition is made up of people that have never stepped foot on the original crew's motherland.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Mages choose the source of their power. Most pick things like fire, or justice, or love. You picked sarcasm.	12092
[WP] Your extreme apathy has been mistaken as spiritual enlightenment, and now people are building a religion around you.	254
[WP] Your guardian angel is pretty useless, but your guardian devil thinks he's got a pretty good gig and is looking out for you... in his own way.	103
[WP] A person who doesn't understand sarcasm is falling in love with you because of all of the sarcastic compliments you make towards them.	68
[WP] The latest boy band to sweep the nation? Eddie, Fredie, Teddy, and Xorthax the Exterminator	53
[CW] After being stung on the tongue / by a bee in a tree / you must rhyme all the time / or you'll run out of breath and meet a quick death	42
[CW] Write about one of your hobbies as if it were a debilitating drug addiction. Make it somewhat hard to guess the hobby.	41
[EU] Bender doesn't survive the pilot episode, and instead Fry forms an unlikely friendship with (pick any other recurring Futurama robot)	36
[WP] The world we live in is an alien simulation to predict what humans would have done if they hadn't wiped themselves out in mid-October 1962.	23
[WP] The expedition continuously drew from the locals to replace fallen members of the original crew. Now, the entire expedition is made up of people that have never stepped foot on the original crew's motherland.	20