/u/Petrified_Lioness's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Boss: "No? Then you're fired." Secretary: " As of last week, i'm the majority shareholder of this company. You're the one who's fired."
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[WP] Thief: It belongs to me, now! Archeologist: It belongs in a museum! Mummy: Actually, it belongs to me.
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[WP] You always thought cicada song sounded like a buzz-saw. You were still surprised to catch one using tiny little power tools.
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[WP] Radiation leaks have a similar effect on vampires as sunlight. A vampire needs time on his native soil to recover from exposure to either. This vampire is from Chernobyl.
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[WP] Fox-hound, stag-hound, boar hound, coon-hound, elk-hound, wolf-hound: all named for what they were bred to hunt. How did hell-hounds become an exception?
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