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[EU] James Bond is sent to protect a very valuable asset. Mary Poppins goes to help out a distressed child. The Doctor responds to the signal of an anguished kid. They're all going to the same point, and the three Time Lords of Britain are about to meet.
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[WP] Oh god, the villain's monologing again. "Don't you see? There is no 'good' or 'evil'. There are simply survivors and those willing to do what it takes." "What about lawyers?" "Except for them. Pure evil, straight to the core."
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[EU] The name's Bond, James Bond, and business has slowed down. I decided to get a job fighting a... pharmacist? Things got weirder when I learned my partner was a platypus.
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[WP] The box began to open, loud creaking from the hinges. From inside, the creature growled, "Tell Schrödinger I survived..."
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[WP] Everyone gets a different HUD from birth, foretelling the type of life they will live. Lots of people get RPGs, point-&-clicks, and rarely even FPS screens. You have had to live with quick-time events for your entire life.
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[WP] The hero was skeptical but content about a major lack of hostile creatures on the way to save the kingdom. Truth is, their bard sidekick just pre-emptively seduces everything in the way.
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[WP] Your shotgun rips through the creatures flesh. "Plate armour didn't do anything against that, did it?"
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[WP] "My story? As you can see I'm a dragonborn, a princess actually. I got knighted once after I won a joust tourney, and I had a bit of an aggresive teenage phase. You can imagine the paperwork after I got hired to save myself from myself."
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[WP] "Have you heard?" Asked the blue hedgehog. "The Links are finally working together to bring down the king brothers. And the princess of Hyrule has put forth a law for banning magic, despite everyone suspecting her using magic herself." Kirby sighed, "What has happened to the mushroom kingdom?"
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