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Everyone agrees it's for the best that we can't with any certainty know the future, that the knowledge would devastate us.

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There is no fiction - everything you write actually happens to actual people in a parallel universe.

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In your next life, you'll be reincarnated as the kind of person you hate the most.

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[JUL21] "There's always been extreme weather," he grumbled, "so let's have none of this 'global catastrophe' talk."

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What if we're rats in a lab we can't fathom?

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They say you can survive three weeks without food, three days without water, three minutes without oxygen, and three seconds without hope.

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[JUL21] Up until about 400 years ago, people thought the red rain that falls from the sky somewhere in the world every few years or so was actual blood, but we know now that the color comes from algae spores.

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There's a concept in criminology known as the "Homicidal Triad," three specific behaviors frequently found in the childhood and adolescent histories of serial killers: bed-wetting, fire-setting, and cruelty to animals.

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[SEP21] "Don't worry, honey," I said when my husband told me he'd been placed on administrative leave, "the principal and school board will see right through the little bitch's lies and you'll be back in the classroom in no time at all."

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As the sun slips below the horizon, I carve three new lines into the wall over my bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone agrees it's for the best that we can't with any certainty know the future, that the knowledge would devastate us.	42
There is no fiction - everything you write actually happens to actual people in a parallel universe.	39
In your next life, you'll be reincarnated as the kind of person you hate the most.	37
[JUL21] "There's always been extreme weather," he grumbled, "so let's have none of this 'global catastrophe' talk."	33
What if we're rats in a lab we can't fathom?	29
They say you can survive three weeks without food, three days without water, three minutes without oxygen, and three seconds without hope.	28
[JUL21] Up until about 400 years ago, people thought the red rain that falls from the sky somewhere in the world every few years or so was actual blood, but we know now that the color comes from algae spores.	25
There's a concept in criminology known as the "Homicidal Triad," three specific behaviors frequently found in the childhood and adolescent histories of serial killers: bed-wetting, fire-setting, and cruelty to animals.	24
[SEP21] "Don't worry, honey," I said when my husband told me he'd been placed on administrative leave, "the principal and school board will see right through the little bitch's lies and you'll be back in the classroom in no time at all."	23
As the sun slips below the horizon, I carve three new lines into the wall over my bed.	23