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[JUN21] Her funeral was held in the same church where she had been married six months earlier, and she lay in her coffin in the same dress in which she had stood at the altar.

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[NOV21] Somewhere deep in the primitive parts of our brains, we remember how to hibernate: find a snug den, curl up, and go to sleep.

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She swore she would kiss as many frogs as it took to find her prince.

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A cougar gave me head last night.

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I grew up in the shadow of my older sister, who never got sent to the principal's office, never brought home a bad grade, never lied or whined or neglected her chores, never gave our mother cause for anger or disappointment or even annoyance.

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When people asked "What's your name?" it felt almost natural to tell them what my parents wrote on my birth certificate.

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"You're what, sixteen? You have your whole life ahead of you!" the nurse scolded as she finished changing the bandage on my wrist.

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My daughter's eyes light up again, as they always do when she gets to talking about one of those quirky fascinations of hers.

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There's nothing lonelier than mourning the person you once believed you'd be.

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I know it's supposed to be hard watching my father slip into dementia.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUN21] Her funeral was held in the same church where she had been married six months earlier, and she lay in her coffin in the same dress in which she had stood at the altar.	7121	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV21] Somewhere deep in the primitive parts of our brains, we remember how to hibernate: find a snug den, curl up, and go to sleep.	4332	TwoSentenceHorror
She swore she would kiss as many frogs as it took to find her prince.	1871	TwoSentenceSadness
A cougar gave me head last night.	1252	TwoSentenceHorror
I grew up in the shadow of my older sister, who never got sent to the principal's office, never brought home a bad grade, never lied or whined or neglected her chores, never gave our mother cause for anger or disappointment or even annoyance.	942	TwoSentenceSadness
When people asked "What's your name?" it felt almost natural to tell them what my parents wrote on my birth certificate.	905	TwoSentenceSadness
"You're what, sixteen? You have your whole life ahead of you!" the nurse scolded as she finished changing the bandage on my wrist.	877	TwoSentenceSadness
My daughter's eyes light up again, as they always do when she gets to talking about one of those quirky fascinations of hers.	797	TwoSentenceSadness
There's nothing lonelier than mourning the person you once believed you'd be.	723	TwoSentenceSadness
I know it's supposed to be hard watching my father slip into dementia.	678	TwoSentenceSadness